the-a-j-universe:

neuroticgaymusings:

How can I both love and hate something so much?

4000screamingbirbs:

I have never seen something so fucking funny or relatable from Hozier

fabbittle:

fabbittle:

i want…more fat girls in media

and no this does not mean that i want fat characters who have jokes made about their fat. i want fat girls who are seen as beautiful and not a single comment about their weight is ever made.

matchagoth:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

uppityupandawayivegone:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ifailedand-lostthisfight:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ifailedand-lostthisfight:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i have never until this moment been so profoundly pleased with the trajectory of my life & accomplishments

Okay so I saw people asking for the story so here you go.

So, we use our school laptops for EVERYTHING. So I was sitting in math class and we were supposed to be on one of those stupid math websites. Instead I was like “haha die” and went on tumblr. I went to your account, because I can. I didn’t want to log in because they can take your passwords and stuff you use to log in, and I obviously didn’t want them having my tumblr log in info. So I couldn’t go through my dash. Y’know. So, I was just scrolling through posts, and switching tabs when I saw the teacher. But like ten-ish minutes later she came up to me from behind, and the post on the screen was the one with the creepy ass fish. So, she jumped back and yelled “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” And immediately everyone looked over. I don’t really remember what I said after that, but over the next like week a few people asked what I was on, and I told them. Then a bunch of people started going to your account. Roughly two weeks after that, it was blocked. You are now known by kids in my grade as “The pink blob that made the teacher say fuck”

this fish?

While that is a beautiful creature, no.

That one

i hope this story gets told at one of my funerals someday 

One of?

for tax purposes, yes

ladybegood:

Eartha Kitt with her cat Jinx in her dressing room, 1953

deadbyinsidee:

by: @desnos

lifeiswonderfullyyours:

evergrcen:

wholesome thread (src)

nastya-rasputina:

nastya-rasputina:

playing dnd with my dads cishet friends blows because theyre way too into combat mechanics and dont understand that youre supposed to be having fun but on the other hand i play giant nonbinary firbolg necromancer named pickles mcburgersson who has orange hair and keeps resurrecting the enemies we kill and then gives them therapy and its baffling to all of these forty something men who have never actually had fun playing dnd

two human fighters, one elf wizard and a dwarf cleric (all white with names like eric von broghson and all of their backstories include dead daughters and a dragon) and pickles mcburgersson the bighuge nonbinary necromancer and their seven undead orcs dealing with childhood trauma having a party discussion

:

not at all! most people have 10 :)

ilverna:

stupid.png

naik2g:

thumbsuckingbaby:

girl…

who she fuck? shrek?????

the-a-j-universe:

neuroticgaymusings:

How can I both love and hate something so much?

4000screamingbirbs:

I have never seen something so fucking funny or relatable from Hozier

fabbittle:

fabbittle:

i want…more fat girls in media

and no this does not mean that i want fat characters who have jokes made about their fat. i want fat girls who are seen as beautiful and not a single comment about their weight is ever made.

matchagoth:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

uppityupandawayivegone:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ifailedand-lostthisfight:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ifailedand-lostthisfight:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i have never until this moment been so profoundly pleased with the trajectory of my life & accomplishments

Okay so I saw people asking for the story so here you go.

So, we use our school laptops for EVERYTHING. So I was sitting in math class and we were supposed to be on one of those stupid math websites. Instead I was like “haha die” and went on tumblr. I went to your account, because I can. I didn’t want to log in because they can take your passwords and stuff you use to log in, and I obviously didn’t want them having my tumblr log in info. So I couldn’t go through my dash. Y’know. So, I was just scrolling through posts, and switching tabs when I saw the teacher. But like ten-ish minutes later she came up to me from behind, and the post on the screen was the one with the creepy ass fish. So, she jumped back and yelled “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” And immediately everyone looked over. I don’t really remember what I said after that, but over the next like week a few people asked what I was on, and I told them. Then a bunch of people started going to your account. Roughly two weeks after that, it was blocked. You are now known by kids in my grade as “The pink blob that made the teacher say fuck”

this fish?

While that is a beautiful creature, no.

That one

i hope this story gets told at one of my funerals someday 

One of?

for tax purposes, yes

ladybegood:

Eartha Kitt with her cat Jinx in her dressing room, 1953

deadbyinsidee:

by: @desnos

lifeiswonderfullyyours:

evergrcen:

wholesome thread (src)

nastya-rasputina:

nastya-rasputina:

playing dnd with my dads cishet friends blows because theyre way too into combat mechanics and dont understand that youre supposed to be having fun but on the other hand i play giant nonbinary firbolg necromancer named pickles mcburgersson who has orange hair and keeps resurrecting the enemies we kill and then gives them therapy and its baffling to all of these forty something men who have never actually had fun playing dnd

two human fighters, one elf wizard and a dwarf cleric (all white with names like eric von broghson and all of their backstories include dead daughters and a dragon) and pickles mcburgersson the bighuge nonbinary necromancer and their seven undead orcs dealing with childhood trauma having a party discussion

:

not at all! most people have 10 :)

ilverna:

stupid.png

naik2g:

thumbsuckingbaby:

girl…

who she fuck? shrek?????